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geteurdone
05-29-2009, 01:23 AM
A Marine was deployed in Iraq. While he was there he received
a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and
she wanted to break up with him, and she wanted
pictures of herself returned.



So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected all of the
unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with and without clothing)
to his former girlfriend with the following note:


"I don't remember which one you are.
Please remove your picture and Send the rest back."