Texas Midget


The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all
the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under
his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the
usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical
scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.........then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted
as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said," How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What
did you do?




The doctor replied " I cut two inches off the top of
your cowboy boots."s